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return to the sea gate

Last Saturday I spent the day at the seaside in Margate with the Shabby Seaside Appreciation Society. The day didn't start off at its best — our excitement at getting one of the new fast-track Javelin trains at St. Pancras soon dwindled when we found ourselves an hour behind schedule due to "a death on the line at Wye" ("Is it a person or a cow?" asked Tyla). However, the gorgeous blue skies and the welcome party made up of people who'd got the slower train from Victoria meant our spirits were high as we piled out of the station and around the corner to an abandoned car park.

I mentioned the beautiful vaulted ceiling of Margate Station last time, but I can't resist posting another photograph of it, because it is so lovely.

Margate station

Arlington House carpark

The abandoned car park is attached to Margate's landmark towerblock, Arlington House, and looks over the abandoned Dreamland theme park, where fairground ghosts wait for their £3.7m resurrection. Whilst everyone else got out their DSLRs and had complicated conversations about f-stops and tripods, I was messing around with new photo apps on my iPhone.

Dreamland

Dreamland

(Last week, by coincidence, someone favourited my old picture of the station ceiling, so I had a browse through their other favourites and came across these great shots taken in 1963 when Arlington House was going up. Apparently it's due to be struck with what can only be termed "Noughty Cladding Syndrome" which I use to refer to the trend over the last decade for covering classic mid-to-late twentieth century concrete architecture in (usually awful and unsympathetic) cladding, a subject which I am sure Owen can rant about with more wit than I would. In fact, he probably already has.)

After a stroll along the seafront, a group of us headed off to the Shell Grotto, which I wrote about after my last visit there. I still think it's a wonderful, fantastic, bizarre place, but I got the impression that most of the others were indifferent and even bored by it. Well, boo, to them, they have no heart or soul. This time I got excited because I noticed that lots of shells had names and dates on them, some of them going back to the 1950s, and some going back even further nearer to the time the grotto was first discovered.

Shell Grotto

From there we wandered back down to the seafront to find fish and chips for lunch at Peter's Fish Factory, which comes recommended by us here at Mondo Towers. I had saithe, because I had never eaten it before, except it turned out to be the same thing as coley, which I have. With a generous portion of chips, plus mushy peas and a large and extremely juicy gherkin, it came to the princely sum total of three quid. Bargain. At that price I could have had seconds, if I could have managed to eat anything else after that.

At this point our small group split again, as some people wandered off down the seafront in search of a wrestling artist, whilst the rest of us had a stroll along the harbour wall and around the cliff to Lido Sands. The Harbour Wall seemed to have lost its pretty flags, but has gained a permanent bronze statue of one of Ann Carrington's lovely Shell Ladies, and we spotted a Thames estuary pilot ship chugging out to a large ship to guide it in to the shore.

bronze shell lady

We bumped into some more Flickr friends returning from Lido Sands, who told us to look out for the wrecked car being submerged by the incoming tide, and recommended a fine venue for tea (more on this later). More bizarre than the car wreck was the fact that it was the only place where there were any real waves to be seen; the rest of the time the sea was incredibly calm, with a slick glassy sheen and barely a ripple (as you can see in the photo at the end of this post).

Lido Sands

Lido Sands was looking abandoned and neglected, but the shockingly red roofs of its car park led me to finding red in other places in the nearby vicinity.

Winter Garden

red door

On the road above, I found Bleak House (the real Bleak House is of course down the road in Broadstairs), and didn't realise as I took this photograph that one of its tenants was watching me from the window.

Bleak House, Margate

By this point, we were getting cold and thirsty, so we hied ourselves to the cafe recommended by our friends Steve and David, the inimitably eccentric Mad Hatters Tea Rooms, where we were warmly welcomed by the proprietor's sister, and had a lovely tea. My slice of homemade Victoria sponge cake was melt-in-the-mouth light, and our tea came with extra teabags in case it wasn't strong enough (presumably we could get extra hot water if we asked), and just look at the generous portions of cream and jam that came with the scone — none of your pre-wrapped-portions-which-are-never-quite-big-enough here:

Mad Hatter's tea

Queen Victoria's Parlour

The decor is quite something, too; loads of old framed photographs, various nick-nacks and sundries, including some which fit the inevitable Alice-In-Wonderland theme, but not as many as you'd think, although there's perhaps an overkill of tinsel, "because it's always Christmas somewhere," they told us. There's a fantastic Victorian toilet, which they are rightly proud of — as a lady (who I am assuming was the lady of the house) told me, not everyone had indoor plumbing in those days! She then went on to tell me about her great-grandfather (I think), who she claimed was the first white man to cultivate coffee in Kenya, and whose nearest neighbours were 100 miles away and all they had was a bicycle! Even if you take it with a pinch of salt, still a fantastic story, and a thoroughly recommended place to visit. (The Mad Hatters Tea Rooms, that is, not Kenya. I've never been to Kenya. Although I know people who liked it so much they decided to elope there, so it must have something going for it. Besides the coffee. Either that, or they really like coffee.)

And then we found the pub where Eric Morecambe held his wedding reception. I know this, because they have a blue plaque commemorating the fact. And again I got another surprise when I looked at the picture on my laptop, because I didn't realise I'd managed to include the bull's head in the frame:

The Bull's Head, Margate

After all of that, it was a disappointment to end the day in a horrible Lloyds No.1 pub, but that was where the others had all arranged to be, so that was where we went (and it did have a great name). Catching up with them, opinion on Margate's charms seemed to be widely divided and widely derided. Quite a few people dismissed it as grotty and horrible, which struck me as odd as that seemed to be their principle reason for wanting to visit in the first place — and for particularly wanting to visit off-season. Personally, I can find beauty and charm in lots of things that other people often overlook or dismiss as ugly and boring, but I'm not a big fan of taking a holiday in other peoples' misery (to paraphrase a famous song by an infamous band that a friend recently heard being played in Harrods of all places), and I get a bit annoyed with people who choose to spend a day visiting somewhere rundown and then complain and sneer that it's grim and boring.

Margate Rock

I like Margate, though. I think it's been regrettably neglected in favour of the slightly posher charms of Broadstairs and Ramsgate up the coast (I remain ignorant as to why that is the case, given the proximity of the three towns, although I have one or two theories), and it's seen negative attitudes and neglect beget more negative attitudes and neglect, but if you look beyond the superficial tackiness of the place, you can find plenty of faded glamour and attractive detailing. One benefit of having been largely ignored is that many original architectural details haven't been ripped out as they have been in other places, and are all there to see if you pay attention.

yes I know that a photograph of a sunset is never as good as the real thing but at least you can see how glassy the sea looked

belated whisky tasting notes

I went to a whisky-tasting at Vinopolis about three weeks ago, and it occurred to me people might be interested in my tasting notes. So here they are, as written on my phone (but edited for ridiculous typos).

Glenmorangie tasting notes Vinopolis 26 Jan 2010

1- 10yr old  
The "original" but has evolved. Fruity to start, slightly nutty on the way. With water it smells a bit like a sweet cigar/pipe. Becomes a bit more coconutty but still seems a little fiery. Had some left over at the end of the tasting – it's much better when left to mellow for a while and not necked in a hurry to get onto the next one. (think this is the one in pubs?)      

2- Astar ("journey") 57% proof. About 8 yrs old.
60% of flavour comes from the wood of "designer casks"
"it does sound a bit like marketing bullshit" she said.
They copied the wine industry by air drying wood. American White oak toasted and charred.
She called it "the Friday night dram" 
Sweet nose almost perfumy.  Not a fan without water, the alcohol taste is too overpowering/too fiery so it loses the subtle flavour. Water makes it more caramel in scent with green notes, but the taste is quite masculine and almost meaty. [I think this is the one Billy described in his notes as "meat and cakes"] 
"we haven't got lochs of the stuff kicking around… Because the Russians have drunk it"

[We are drinking these much too quickly - I still have some of them left over by the time we're on the next] 

3- La Santa 12yr
Smells crisp young and green – not caramel as she suggests. It's very smooth on the mouth but tastes older than it smells. With water it smells of burnt matches (suggested by presenter but noticeable) Slight flavour of them but still sweet and easier to drink. 

4- Sonnalta "generous"  
Smells like old fashioned perfume – old Chanel no.5 
"whiskies are a bit like lovers; sometimes you have to leave them behind and remember all their good points" 
Smooth, sweet, slightly butterscotch aftertaste, but alcohol fire is still there. Quite grand and classy. Really nice aftertaste 
Watered it's sweet and very sippable. Favourite so far!

5- unknown, aged 10yrs in a bourbon cask, 10yrs in a sherrycask 
smells green to me but should be chocolatey
Really nice after swirling for a while, it sticks to the glass. People actually talked to each other about it. A "marmite whisky" but not in flavour – just you either love it or hate it. I liked it a lot – the couple next to us liked the 3rd one best. 
Water gives it a slight matchy smell, but smooth and sweet and good.

6- Quarter Century 25yrs £250 a bottle 
"whisky to contemplate with"
smells smooth and classy without alcohol – dark berries (first time I've noticed the same things as "official" tasting notes )
Left to sit it smells like rich sweet tobacco 
Very smooth and velvety – exactly what I want. I got an extra bit from a member of staff who left early. 

Liked the last two the best, but not 100% sure if that's personal taste, or being mellow and perhaps tipsy from booze + no food. Typically my favourites of the night the were the two I'm never likely to have again – the mystery one and the very expensive one. Sighs.  
   
Good chum and whisky-pusher Billy has posted better notes over on his booze blog.

absent

I was feeling guilty about not updating this place for a couple of weeks, but then I remembered that Tom Coates (one of the people who inspired me to start blogging back in the year 2000) didn't update his blog for over 18 months, and then I stopped worrying about it.

The irony that the core subject of his return post was about self-promotion isn't lost on me, though.

If you're desperate for updates, there's always Twitter.

Help not hinder Haiti [Red Cross Blogs] – "Relieving suffering should be guided solely by need and not what people have to donate. Humanitarian aid should also ‘do no harm’. Quite a lot of harm is done when unwanted and unneeded fresh food items rot in piles at the airports and seaports, stopping medicines and blankets getting through. [...] Unwanted donations create chaos, waste and confusion for an already stricken country. The risks are spiralling costs or actual threats to its people, environment and industry. For example local shop owners, who may have lost family members and their home then find their business crumbling as food or clothing aid is imported." Pass it along

Fan journalists and journalist fans [D Nye Everything] – "Sometimes progress is about acknowledging feelings and trying to minimise any lurch into stupidity they might drive." Been meaning to link to this for ages, just because that sentence is so good.

London 2010 [stml] – James has come up with another mad and wonderful project. Coincidentally enough, I very nearly pulled Keiller's film off the shelf yesterday — but ended up watching Prime Suspect instead.

Buy my book!

One of the most frustrating things about my hard drive failing last year was that I lost all of the work I'd been doing in BookSmart, the software used to make books on Blurb. Well, yesterday I took advantage of the crappy weather to get started on a new one. I didn't expect to finish it in one day, but it was easy as I'd settled on a very specific theme, and the photos just placed themselves together with utter ease. You can buy it NOW from Blurb, right here. So go on, make me happy and buy my book!

I done made a book

Hampstead Heath is so pretty covered in snow

It's not so nice when you sink into foot-deep snowdrifts and constantly get pflumpfed on the head by huge piles of snow falling off the tree branches, mind you.

Still, I got a few nice photos, and I knocked an item of this year's Uberlist (more on the Uberlist in another post, maybe, but for an idea of what it is, have a look at Danielle's).

meerkats in the snow
Do meerkats like snow? Even Neighbourhood Watch meerkats? I'll bet not.

hut
I've always wondered what this little house was for. My mum tells me that way back in the 1970s my dad made a film about it, though.

bench + tree
Kind of a "Hampstead Heath in the snow" cliche, but I still like it.

snow house
Someone built a snow fort. It was a bit too low for me to climb inside though.

snow scream
Seeing the some of the fairground Winterovers at the Vale of Health, all covered in snow, was sort of amusing. This one is definitely not impressed!

dog
Happy dog.

More snow pics here

I was going to write something smart and witty for my first blog post of 2010

but I am getting over a fortnight of being ill and I am still somewhat brane ded.

Have some belated new year wishes from a pair of cats playing a mandolin and a banjo, which I picked up at last month's Ephemera Society Bazaar, instead.

Bonne Année

20 days of 100 days

I missed a couple of days this time around, but the projects seemed to require twice as much work, as most of them were designed on the computer first. I'd say I'm about 50/50 on the quality, though.

Day #11: nothing. I'm sure I meant to make something, but I couldn't find anything in the mess of my table, so it looks like I didn't. Oops.

Day #12: card design
Here are various colourways of a card I designed, which was based off this photo but cleaned up and practically redrawn in Photoshop, which took quite a while.

12/100

I did print one off but forgot to resize it and it was too big even for A4. I didn't print any more off because I didn't have the cardstock I wanted (also need to replace printer inks, because the teeny samples they give you when you buy a new printer don't last very long). I'm not sure which colourways I like best, either.

Day #13: nothing again. Oh dear.

Day #14: First version of this year's Christmas card. It's based off this photo of agave trees in Hastings.

14/100

There are also blue and pink versions, because I originally planned to print the cards on coloured paper and paste them to white cards, but that seemed too fiddly in the end, so I scrapped that idea.

Day #15: Version 2 of this year's Christmas card. This is the version that I gave to people.

15/100

Everyone liked it, hurrah!

Day #16: Mini photo zine using photos of found faces. This is one of the early versions. The title comes from the Hello Little Fella group. These pics show it unfolded.

16/100

Day #17: Really teensy version of the Hello Little Fella photozine, made for the lads at BERG. The top pic shows it properly folded.

17/100

I squeezed four copies to one sheet of A4. Each side was duotoned in green and red colourways for Christmas, but for some reason the red version, which should have been pinkish, came out purple.

Day #18: And nothing, again. Some catching up to do…!

Day #19: Prototype mini photo album made using recycled paper and card, two holes punched, and bound with a plastic straw.

19/100
19/100

It was supposed to be a stocking-filler gift, but I'll have to make a proper one after Christmas, and give it late. I had to prototype it because a) I hadn't decided how to bind the book, b) the ink in my printer was running out c) I didn't have the photo paper I wanted (these photos are just printed on regular paper), and d) I've discovered I'm crap at cutting straight lines and should get a guillotine to do it properly. Also, I want to give it a better cover, so the plastic straw is hidden.

Day #20: Handprinted wrapping paper. This was made by covering a cardboard triangle with gouache and pressing the shapes onto a sheet of wallpaper liner paper. You can't really tell from the photo, but it's a huge present and printing the paper took quite a while. I think it looks pretty good, though (it actually looks better in real life than it does in the photo).

20/100