Welcome to Walton-on-the-Naze
(it's quicker by rail).
If you come by car
please park tidily.
Enjoy the award-winning beaches
(but not from this spot)
Eat some delicious ice-cream desserts
(or not)
Venture into the wilderness
climb the tower
and enjoy the view (and a nice cream tea).
Pretend for a moment that you're in the south of France
and then come back to England
(just remember to avoid any stupid fascists)
